What’s up? Well before this even gets posted tonight Secret Party Room is amidst its biggest day since we started it and we are still a week away from officially launching it!
So it’s friday night and the mood is right. We’re gonna have some fun, show you how its done… TGIF*NLGSAWTV! This is week 2 so you are starting to get the hang of it. This is going to be some awesome videos and links for all you weekend warriors returning from the bar and looking to get high as fuck! 90’s awesomeness! When you’re all baked up after drinking a few to many tall ones you’re mindset is basically a 13-year-old, so why not watch what you were watching when you were 13?
Let’s get more interactive this week. Got some polls so you can decide what you want to see next week, which is the official launch date of the blog! always feel free to hit us up with suggestions at email@example.com or @SecretPartyRoom. Make sure to check out new writer Cooper Sanders movie reviews! we need more writers! If you are interested email us! so you can just click down these videos and hit full screen in the corner and it will all be one long program. We are trying to make it so it can just be one long video. But we do not yet have the technology. (It exists i just can’t afford it) Now pack a big fat bowl it’s time to begin.
Did you learn your lesson? Don’t whiz on the electric fence or you’ll go to hell! That’s a serious message kid, so i think that you should take that advice and let it sit in, than think it over, a couple of bong rips. We are going to play a smoking weed game, just like the good old days at Slippery Rock. I’ll go into the history of the Secret Party Room later, now let’s get to the rules.(There are only 2)
Everytime the phrase “hoover dam” is used you have to take a bong rip!
Everytime Pete’s dad mentions that he is making good time, you have to take two bong rips!
Let’s click over to MTV while we decide what we do next. Oingo Boingo! This song is totally awesome! No Lie! grab a beer and get some more weed ready to smoke we got one more bit of awesomeness!
That was awesome! we gotta head back Nickelodeon’s way for the final round here. It’s time for Fifteen! An awesome high school show with a young Ryan Reynolds, yes the dude who had so much sex with Scarlett Johansson! This a great show, it’s no Degrassi or My So Called Life, but it’s good enough to get blazed to!.
All right people here’s a little late night treat for you and then the signoff. Thanks for watching! hope your blazed up and ready for a lovely nights slumber. This has been a big week for the site and next week is going to be bigger. One week from today this will be a real website and TGIF*NLGSAWTV! will be the first thing on it. So send me what you think it stands for via email or twitter and i’ll use your name in the next 3 episodes. It’s really easy. You got the TGIF and the A is and….. so figure it out! Have a good weekend!