So here’s what i’m trying to get going here. I’m trying to make an interactive 45 minutes of entertainment that you can get baked to when you get home from wherever your weekend ambitions have led you. So what you need is some bomb weed, 2 or 5 beers, and some Rum Drinks. If you smoke cigarettes they are cool to. So first thing you gotta do is make yourself comfortable. Kick back and start trying to visualize yourself on a Friday night in the early to mid-ninties. Friday night TV, getting able to stay up later than usual, knowing you didn’t have to go to school tomorrow. Pretty cool, huh? Well it’s gonna be even cooler baked as shit kid. This is the demo for this concept so forgive it’s appearance and get down with its existence. We’s gonna get baked and watch some old TV. So roll a blunt and pour yourself a rum drink we are checking out some Boy Meets World w/ old school commercials. TGIFMF!
Thank God Jay Mohr is hosting this ride. Urkel is NOT next though. If you’re bummed sip that drink! Let’s start getting baked and watching Ben Savage teach us about the fuckin world.
Mr. Feeney doesn’t hate you Cory! In fact he’s going to follow you around throughout your academic career. It’s weird and unnatural. Let’s get high!
Ok maybe that was only awesome for my Pittsburgh bros, but I liked it, and most likely i will be the only person to sit down and enjoy this experience so whathefuckev! That attitude actually kind of rings true about the blog in whole actually. I make it so that I have a blog i like to go to. If you like it to, we have a lot in common and should probably be friends. Follow @SecretPartyRoom on the Twitter machine. Will the bully get his way?let’s find out!
Ok. You getting it now? grab some weed and chill out to some Maxi Priest. Jams.
TGIF is over your parents came in to say good night. You’re chilling in your room watching the little TV. There’s a fan on because it’s hella hot and you’re parents don’t splurge for Central air for 2 more years. It’s wrestling time! Drink a cold one and get a bowl packed! It’s Flyin Brian Pillman and Stunning Steve Austin “The Hollywood Blondes” vs Denver’s own 2 Cold Scorpio and Marcus Alexander Bagwell.
where to now? We got a packed bowl we’re flipping through the channels and…
Oh fuck! the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are saying to not get high! hide your weed man! Hide your fucking weed! Oh wait! they are cartoons and everyone knows cartoons feel no effect from weed! duh! They are so stupid if they got high they wouldn’t agree to be total buzzkillingtons. gayness. Let’s switch over to MTV, which my parents just started letting me watch….I’m 12 remember.
Oh No Buzzkill lets flip back to the low stations
Night Stand is one of those forgotten 90’s shows that only make sense to stoned kids who remember it from their youth. It’s brilliant. It was satire of the Jerry Springer show and starred Timothy Stack as Dick Dietrick. Brilliant stuff, get baked and chill out it’s almost over kiddos. thanks for getting this deep into the first TGIF*NLGSAWTV
Well guys, thanks for making it all the way through the pilot. These will keep getting better and there will be more commentary and some special guests adding to it. I wanted to make something on this blog that people could enjoy on the weekends. Hit me up at SecretPartyRoom@gmail.com with any ideas and make sure to follow the twitter feed @SecretPartyRoom Hope your baked. Hope you had fun. Now go to sleep.